COMETS HARVEST: Utica Space Minerals vs. The Rochester United States Citizens

Pre-Gameage: Well, folks, it's a quick turnaround for the Comets! This means my favourite thing ever! Half-hearted pre-ambles! After a dominant effort against the Crunch, I expect a bit of a sleepy effort from the Comets tonight. Rochester is coming in fresh, and the last time this happened, they out-controlled their opponent but still wound … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST: Utica Space Minerals vs. The Rochester United States Citizens

Comets Harvest: The Utica Space Rocks vs. the Binghamton Satans

No song-lyric paragraph headers tonight, but Cody's weekend vibes brought to you by Harbour. Pre-Amble Stuff: Don't fret Canucks nation! Despite the Canucks six-game losing streak, there are, believe it or not, some things to be positive about! It's freezing fucking cold. The local Timmy's is fucking discontinuing long-john donuts. TSN1040 got ethered out of fucking … Continue reading Comets Harvest: The Utica Space Rocks vs. the Binghamton Satans

COMETS HARVEST 3.2: The Utica Cocoa Comets vs. Syracuse Peanut Butter Crunch

Tonight's paragraph headers brought to you by Set Your Goals Who Are You to Say What is Real? Soak it in Canucks fans. As the great Skinny Elizabeth once said, "the Boys are in fact back in town." Kings of the castle, the Comets/Blues rampage look to shake off a bit more rust as they … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST 3.2: The Utica Cocoa Comets vs. Syracuse Peanut Butter Crunch

COMETS HARVEST 3.1: The Utica Blues v. the Rochester Amerks

Bring It All Back Now 331 days ago, the Comets concluded their 2019-20 campaign with one of their worst performances. After scoring the game's opening goal, a powerplay tally from Justin Bailey, the Comets gave up three straight, all in a very "2021 Canucks"-like manner. First, poor defensive coverage from Mitch Eliot and John Stevens … Continue reading COMETS HARVEST 3.1: The Utica Blues v. the Rochester Amerks

2021 Canucks Training Camp Primer: A Deep-Dive into the Players of the 2019-20 Utica Comets

It feels genuinely surreal to be writing about hockey again.  The last time I wrote about hockey here, the Comets were returning home off of a three-game road hit, hoping to extend their current win streak to four.  Despite getting an early lead, the Comets defensive structure collapsed. Michael Di Pietro did all he could … Continue reading 2021 Canucks Training Camp Primer: A Deep-Dive into the Players of the 2019-20 Utica Comets

3/7/2020 – Utica Comets vs. Charlotte Checkers

Good afternoon Canucks Nation, it's time for another catch-up with the Farm! Full disclosure, I am incredibly hungover. Last night I met up with a cousin of mine, whom I had not seen in over four years! Like the genius I am, I didn't eat anything prior to meeting up, and then I went on … Continue reading 3/7/2020 – Utica Comets vs. Charlotte Checkers

3/4/2020 – Utica Comets vs. Rochester Americans

The Utica Comets are inside the final 20 games of the season, and holy guacamole, do they have a month in store for them! Two 3-in-4's to start the month, then a Tuesday game that immediately follows a double-header weekend. Afterwards, it's a triple header, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, mid-month, concluding with two more 3-in-4's at … Continue reading 3/4/2020 – Utica Comets vs. Rochester Americans

2/28/2020 – Utica Comets vs. Toronto Marlies

In a battle between mediocre North Division teams playing roller-coaster hockey in 2020, the Utica Comets face off with the Toronto Marlies in another inter-divisional matchup. I say roller-coaster because both teams have had brief moments of domination. Toronto's 7-6 comeback win against Belleville or Utica's 6-3 win over Hartford being the primary example of … Continue reading 2/28/2020 – Utica Comets vs. Toronto Marlies

2/26/2020 – Utica Comets vs. Rochester Americans

This time last year, the Vancouver Canucks made a blockbuster trade, 1-for-1, Erik Gudbranson for Tanner Pearson. This trade-deadline, the Canucks dealt Zane McIntyre for Louis Domingue, while calling up Jake Kielly from the Kalamazoo Wings. McIntyre had a great start to the season as a backup, winning 6 of his first ten starts. Unfortunately, … Continue reading 2/26/2020 – Utica Comets vs. Rochester Americans

2/21/2020 – Utica Comets vs. Belleville Senators

The Comets are back in action tonight as they hit the road to take on the Division-leading Belleville Senators. The Senators have been running train on the division as of late, having gone 8-1-1-0 in their last ten matchups exclusively against North Division teams. This run of dominance has given the Sens an eight-point lead … Continue reading 2/21/2020 – Utica Comets vs. Belleville Senators