12/29/18 – Utica Comets vs. Rochester Americans

Wellp. Here we are, back again with another edition of the Farmies; last night went about as poorly as any game of hockey could go for a team. Outshot 41 to 33, abysmal powerplay going 0 for 6, two goalie substitutions, first team in the AHL this season to allow 10 goals against, 3 shorthanded … Continue reading 12/29/18 – Utica Comets vs. Rochester Americans

12/28/18 – Utica Comets vs. Syracuse Crunch

It’s a busy, BUSY weekend for the Farm this weekend folks; The Comets return to action for their 2nd of a triple header this weekend facing off against the Tampa Bay Lightning’s farmteam the Syracuse Crunch! The Crunch are riding hot on a 3 game win streak, wheras the Comets are coming off their first … Continue reading 12/28/18 – Utica Comets vs. Syracuse Crunch

12/27/18 – Utica Comets vs. Binghamton Devils

Whats up everybody, hope Santa spoiled you all, and if he cheaped out then I hope you were able to get something for yourself! You’ve all earned it! The next couple weeks or so the Farmies is going to be on a pretty tough track, with both the NHL AND World Juniors happening at the … Continue reading 12/27/18 – Utica Comets vs. Binghamton Devils

12/22/18 – Utica Comets vs. Binghamton Devils

Evening folks welcome to the last Farmies edition before the Christmas break! Coming into tonight’s game at home, the Comets are riding a 7 game point streak; in their last 14 games they are 10-3-1-0 which is incredibly impressive given the shocking number of long-term injuries shaking up their d-core. Their opponent tonight, a familiar … Continue reading 12/22/18 – Utica Comets vs. Binghamton Devils

12/21/18 – Utica Comets vs. Springfield Thunderbirds

Ayyyyyyyyy its Friday, last day of work until next Thursday so I can’t wait to crank out this Farmies, because we got a weekend of good hockey coming up for the Canucks and the Comets, where the teams face Winnipeg and Binghamton respectively. Anyways I want to cut to the chase and say I hope … Continue reading 12/21/18 – Utica Comets vs. Springfield Thunderbirds

12/18/18 – Utica Comets vs. Charlotte Checkers

It’s a glorious Tuesday everyone! I had a miserable day at work, treading water to try and make sure everything got done on time, that was until I got word that Cull was gonna ride the hot hand and Thatcher Mother-Fucking Demko was going to be starting in net for the Comets tonight in Charlotte! … Continue reading 12/18/18 – Utica Comets vs. Charlotte Checkers

12/16/18 – Utica Comets vs. Charlotte Checkers

Happy Sunday everybody, instead of doing what I probably should be doing, which is, shop for everyone I know and love, I’m gonna veg out, watch some farm team action in Charlotte North Carolina, maybe try pick up some World Juniors tickets online, and then watch the Office for the rest of the day while … Continue reading 12/16/18 – Utica Comets vs. Charlotte Checkers

12/14/18 – Utica Comets vs. Binghamton Devils

Well guys, I’ve peaked…the Farmies was namedropped in Wyatt Arndt’s latest Athletic article where he highlights some of my comments about Petrus Palmu’s return to TPS for the remainder of the season…there’s no reason to continue doing these anymore because as I said, I’ve peaked, my work’s been mentioned in a subscription based sports journalism … Continue reading 12/14/18 – Utica Comets vs. Binghamton Devils

12/12/18 – Utica Comets vs. Providence Bruins

Can I get an F in the comments for Ashton Sautner Yes, one of the Comets most reliable defenceman of late was officially put on IR for an undisclosed amount of time as he recovers from a broken orbital, cheek AND nose. The AHL did suspend Eric Tangradi the other day for the egregious hit, but … Continue reading 12/12/18 – Utica Comets vs. Providence Bruins

12/8/18 – Utica Comets vs. Binghamton Devils

What’s happening R/Canucks, I passed out about 6 minutes after posting last night’s Farmies, then was up for 4 hours coughing up my lungs, then sleeping for another 3 hours, then again more coughing. IN THEORY, I should be rested enough to be able to put together a more dynamic Farmies issue. Last night I … Continue reading 12/8/18 – Utica Comets vs. Binghamton Devils