2/1/2020 – Utica Comets vs. Cleveland Monsters

Well, I ended up passing out pretty early and accomplished none of the tracking catch-up I'd hoped too, FML. Fortunately, I'm well-rested and ready for this morning's Comets/Monsters rematch! Not much has changed in the 16 hours since these two teams last met, and it looks like the starting lineup has no changes to it, so let's … Continue reading 2/1/2020 – Utica Comets vs. Cleveland Monsters

1/31/2020 – Utica Comets vs. Cleveland Monsters

IT ME! I cannot believe how long it's been since I last recapped a Comets game! After a decent trip to Maui with family, in which I got the flu, crashed my rental car, and then no got sun for the final six days of the trip -- I then had to go cross-country to … Continue reading 1/31/2020 – Utica Comets vs. Cleveland Monsters

1/19/19 – Utica Comets vs. Belleville Senators

THE FARMIES   Cheers folks, Farmies coming at you hot and heavy with the double header action this weekend! Tonight should be a doozy, the Comets are streaking hard and look to extend their January record to 8-1-1-0 today against the Belleville Senators. Quick note: I’m probably going to call them the Binghamton Senators, the … Continue reading 1/19/19 – Utica Comets vs. Belleville Senators

1/18/19 – Utica Comets vs. Binghamton Devils

TGIF my fellow Canuck brethren! Tonight we have a hotly contested matchup between the Utica Comets and the Binghamton Devils as they battle for supremacy over the North Division! The Comets last two games against the Devils was the beginning of a rough stretch, culminating in a 10-1 loss to the Syracuse Crunch. Since that … Continue reading 1/18/19 – Utica Comets vs. Binghamton Devils

1/16/19 – Utica Comets vs. Syracuse Crunch

Hello all, Farmies back at it again after what feels like FOREVER. Tonight is apparently a “big game” for the Canucks so I doubt tonight's Farmies will generate too much traction so I’ll try to keep it short and simple!   The Comets are facing off against the Syracuse Crunch (Tampa’s Farm) for their 2nd … Continue reading 1/16/19 – Utica Comets vs. Syracuse Crunch

1/12/19 – Utica Comets vs. Syracuse Crunch

Good Saturday mid-afternoon, early-dinner time to you all! The Comets are back at it again for a double header; this time the Comets face off tonight at home against the Tampa Bay Lightning’s farm team, the Syracuse Crunch. The Comets and Crunch play their 5th of a 12 game series against the Crunch this season … Continue reading 1/12/19 – Utica Comets vs. Syracuse Crunch

1/11/19 – Utica Comets vs. Bridgeport Sound Tigers

Goooooood evening Canucks fans its time for another edition of the Farmies! Last night we drank ourselves into oblivion as we watched a Petterson-less Canucks team struggle against fucking…ARIZONA…a team that is missing literally every good player off their team right now with injury…yes, THAT Arizona. So like you we gather here today to catch … Continue reading 1/11/19 – Utica Comets vs. Bridgeport Sound Tigers

1/9/19 – Utica Comets vs. Toronto Marlies

Whatsssss up R/Canucks its ya boi THRILL coming at you hot and heavy with another edition of the Farmies! The past couple days haven’t been very busy for the Comets, and have been relatively QUIET on the news front too. TRUSTTHEPROCESS with ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to be concerned about TRUSTTHEPROCESS when it comes to our rookies down on the farm! TRUSTTHEPROCESS PaidforbyUtica   But in … Continue reading 1/9/19 – Utica Comets vs. Toronto Marlies

1/6/19 – Utica Comets vs. Cleveland Monsters

Afternoon my fellow Canuckers, Farmies back at you with the double header content! I could almost copy and paste what I wrote in preparation for todays game because it looks like Trent Cull liked what he saw from yesterday’s lineup, because no substitutions, no changes, the ol’ CTRL C+V against the Monsters. I can’t say … Continue reading 1/6/19 – Utica Comets vs. Cleveland Monsters